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Isaiah on Wolves

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That wolf who cries out for you has a sparkle in his eye.

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Isaiah on The Ladies

They love talk ya, then they kiss you real hard and you spill the beans. – Isaiah

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Isaiah on Entomology (Bugs)

Isaiah: Mom, when is it going to be Saliva season?

Me: What?

Isaiah: Saliva season, you know, when those crawly little wormy bugs come out.

Me: What?

Isaiah: You know, they’re crawly, and wormy and kind of gross?

Me: Do you mean Cicada season?

Isaiah: No, no! The gross wormy bugs in our garbage can. They wiggle and are gross and white.

Me: Dude! You mean maggots? You want to know when it’s Maggot Season?

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Isaiah on Marriage 2

“Poppy, how lucky did you feel when you knew you were going to marry mommy? I mean you were just a lazy old truck driver.”

 

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What Isaiah Thinks About Music

If people were on the TV hitting those tangerines with tiki’s – running around a big fire. That would be fine.

Just listening to music? I don’t like that. Music is better when it’s on tv.

 

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What Do You Get When You Mix Dynamite and Nitroglycerin?

I am a scientist. I am Dr. Isaiah Lavell Kehl.

I do not take things seriously.

Scientists don’t say what if I add nitroglycerin and dynamite together, do they?

No.

That would be thinking of something seriously, and that would be nuts.

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Isaiah on Marriage

Isaiah: I’m gonna meet a girl, fall in love, get married and move some where warm. Like California or New Jersey.

Me: New Jersey’s not warm.

Isaiah: Yeah, but I like the way it sounds. New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey. New Jersey where the palm trees sway in New Jersey.

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Isaiah on Fire Control

Do you really think you should fight fire with fire?

Don’t you think you should fight fire with water?

-Isaiah

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