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What Do You Get When You Mix Dynamite and Nitroglycerin?

I am a scientist. I am Dr. Isaiah Lavell Kehl.

I do not take things seriously.

Scientists don’t say what if I add nitroglycerin and dynamite together, do they?


That would be thinking of something seriously, and that would be nuts.

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Isaiah on Fire Control

Do you really think you should fight fire with fire?

Don’t you think you should fight fire with water?


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Who is Isaiah?

This is a blog about Isaiah.isaiah dynamite for idc

Isaiah is an 8-year-old home-schooled pyromaniac.

Wait. Let me try again.

Isaiah is a showman, a comedian, a witticist. He is the director, producer, writer and musician. Often his own videographer as well.

He loves fire, dynamite, combustion of any kind. And if he is quiet there is a very good chance he tied himself up with yarn and is trying to escape.

When Isaiah meets new friends, and they, as they always do, become attached to his magnetic personality – he quells their disappointment in his departure by telling them as he leaves “If you’d like to know more, go to Isaiah Dot Com.” And so, after a year, we have decided to create such a place.

I am his mother and am a blogger myself, but I realized there would be nothing for me to write about if not for him.

IMG_0163His little quips and quotes are numerous and daily, and so, we will share them here.

There is nothing here, except my photography, that is not straight from Isaiah’s mind (and even then it may be carefully orchestrated by the Maestro).

Isaiah is also unique in the fact that he has a tic disorder, sensory processing disorder, 11 life-threatening food allergies, severe allergies to heat and cold and multiple severe environmental allergies with eczema and asthma mixed in. Non of these issues stop him. If anything they make him the unique individual that he is. We do not feel sorry for him, we see it as a blessing. I only share that part of him so that you can understand if there is a child in your life with any of these issues, there is a blessing there too.

Please share that you have visited, Isaiah would be very impressed to know someone was as interested in what he has to say as he is.

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Story Time With Isaiah – Jerlangerly Booberlanker

Jerlangerly Booberlanker

Jerlangerly Booberlanker is a slug with a tail. The cool part about it is instead of it normally going to bed and having a nice night, it’s sort of electric.

When it’s time to go to bed it breaks in to a home and plugs in its energy. He’s not really a robot, he’s really an animal with a 70 inch DY Firepick battery.

It’s an optical illusion so when people are asleep and they come downstairs he plugs himself in and he can become anything he wants just by thinking. Like a vacuum cleaner.

His inventor is famous in London and has his picture in Buckingham Palace. His name is Professor Von Schickelbottom.

Professor Von Schickellbottom

Professor Von Schickelbottom was the world’s best mad scientist. He’s won awards and is not liable to give up yet.

He was killed in 1892 when he was most famous for inventing these 10 things:

  1. Car
  2. Lightbulb
  3. Palaces
  4. Automatic Woodcutter
  5. Locomotive
  6. Airplane
  7. Car
  8. Crate
  9. Toys

He was a true man. He never lied, never cheated and always listened to God. The only bad thing he ever did was blow up one of his shacks, but it turned out to be a good thing, because he made the best invention a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago.

The last invention this greatest inventor of all time ever made in 1872, he almost cut off his finger making it, and this invention was TNT!

Yes my good friends! He invented the dynamite! The best invention of all time!

Thank you very much, this has been Isaiah of Dr Isaiah Lavell Kehl Incorporated of the Lavell Estate and all the Lavells before it. I invented a Sulker Boykee. What’s a Sulker Boykee you must ask? It’s when you say Sulker Boykee and you can get whatever you want.

Isaiah Dr Lavell Kehl – You can find out more about me by going to IsaiahDotCom or check your local library. And please do not go on the internet without your parent’s permission.

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Isaiah on Dynamite

Come on, it’s a Free Country! A kid can’t even own dynamite???

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