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Isaiah on Monsters

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Don’t trust those little monsters with their dirty nails and their yellow teeth.

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Isaiah on The Ladies

They love talk ya, then they kiss you real hard and you spill the beans. – Isaiah

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What Do You Get When You Mix Dynamite and Nitroglycerin?

I am a scientist. I am Dr. Isaiah Lavell Kehl.

I do not take things seriously.

Scientists don’t say what if I add nitroglycerin and dynamite together, do they?

No.

That would be thinking of something seriously, and that would be nuts.

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Isaiah on Marriage

Isaiah: I’m gonna meet a girl, fall in love, get married and move some where warm. Like California or New Jersey.

Me: New Jersey’s not warm.

Isaiah: Yeah, but I like the way it sounds. New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey, New Jersey. New Jersey where the palm trees sway in New Jersey.

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Isaiah on Fire Control

Do you really think you should fight fire with fire?

Don’t you think you should fight fire with water?

-Isaiah

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Isaiah on Burglary

Isaiah: If a robber took me away from the house, do you think he’d let me rob with him?

Extremely concerned mom: No!

Isaiah: Why not? What if I really begged him?

Horrified mom: No!

Isaiah: Well mom, let’s just wait and see, OK?

Isaiah On Burglary


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The Definition of Compromise

The Isaiah International Dictionary

Compromise is when people are talking and talking and talking and talking and won’t stop. So you have to listen and that’s a compromise.

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Just Incase You Didn’t Know

“I am a doctor of inspeciality, not a fool.”

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Isaiah on Wine

“Yes I would drink this, it smells like chicken.”

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