That wolf who cries out for you has a sparkle in his eye.
Heaven is like Deerfield, only better.
It’ll be just like this but there will be no anger or sadness and we’ll have a better president because it will be God. Because God will be the best president.
And heaven will be amazing and kids can play in the street and there will be candy carts and ice cream trucks.
And there will be no bad people because all the bad people go to a bad place were there is pain and suffering and brimstone and fire and it’s a horrible place.
Isaiah: Mom, when is it going to be Saliva season?
Isaiah: Saliva season, you know, when those crawly little wormy bugs come out.
Isaiah: You know, they’re crawly, and wormy and kind of gross?
Me: Do you mean Cicada season?
Isaiah: No, no! The gross wormy bugs in our garbage can. They wiggle and are gross and white.
Me: Dude! You mean maggots? You want to know when it’s Maggot Season?