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Isaiah on Heaven

Heaven is like Deerfield, only better.

It’ll be just like this but there will be no anger or sadness and we’ll have a better president because it will be God. Because God will be the best president.

And heaven will be amazing and kids can play in the street and there will be candy carts and ice cream trucks.

And there will be no bad people because all the bad people go to a bad place were there is pain and suffering and brimstone and fire and it’s a horrible place.

kids talk about heaven


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Isaiah on The Ladies

They love talk ya, then they kiss you real hard and you spill the beans. – Isaiah

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Isaiah on Entomology (Bugs)

Isaiah: Mom, when is it going to be Saliva season?

Me: What?

Isaiah: Saliva season, you know, when those crawly little wormy bugs come out.

Me: What?

Isaiah: You know, they’re crawly, and wormy and kind of gross?

Me: Do you mean Cicada season?

Isaiah: No, no! The gross wormy bugs in our garbage can. They wiggle and are gross and white.

Me: Dude! You mean maggots? You want to know when it’s Maggot Season?

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Isaiah on Marriage 2

“Poppy, how lucky did you feel when you knew you were going to marry mommy? I mean you were just a lazy old truck driver.”

 

Sleeping lorry driver

 


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What Isaiah Thinks About Music

If people were on the TV hitting those tangerines with tiki’s – running around a big fire. That would be fine.

Just listening to music? I don’t like that. Music is better when it’s on tv.

 

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