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Isaiah on Entomology (Bugs)

Isaiah: Mom, when is it going to be Saliva season?

Me: What?

Isaiah: Saliva season, you know, when those crawly little wormy bugs come out.

Me: What?

Isaiah: You know, they’re crawly, and wormy and kind of gross?

Me: Do you mean Cicada season?

Isaiah: No, no! The gross wormy bugs in our garbage can. They wiggle and are gross and white.

Me: Dude! You mean maggots? You want to know when it’s Maggot Season?

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Isaiah on Marriage 2

“Poppy, how lucky did you feel when you knew you were going to marry mommy? I mean you were just a lazy old truck driver.”

 

Sleeping lorry driver

 


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Isaiah on Dynamite

Come on, it’s a Free Country! A kid can’t even own dynamite???

isaiah dynamite for idc


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Isaiah Wants to Know

“Who are the media anyway?

The media are people in black suits who walk around saying garbage.”isaiah in suit for isaiah.com