Isaiah: Mom, when is it going to be Saliva season?
Isaiah: Saliva season, you know, when those crawly little wormy bugs come out.
Isaiah: You know, they’re crawly, and wormy and kind of gross?
Me: Do you mean Cicada season?
Isaiah: No, no! The gross wormy bugs in our garbage can. They wiggle and are gross and white.
Me: Dude! You mean maggots? You want to know when it’s Maggot Season?