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Isaiah on Entomology (Bugs)

Isaiah: Mom, when is it going to be Saliva season?

Me: What?

Isaiah: Saliva season, you know, when those crawly little wormy bugs come out.

Me: What?

Isaiah: You know, they’re crawly, and wormy and kind of gross?

Me: Do you mean Cicada season?

Isaiah: No, no! The gross wormy bugs in our garbage can. They wiggle and are gross and white.

Me: Dude! You mean maggots? You want to know when it’s Maggot Season?

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What Do You Get When You Mix Dynamite and Nitroglycerin?

I am a scientist. I am Dr. Isaiah Lavell Kehl.

I do not take things seriously.

Scientists don’t say what if I add nitroglycerin and dynamite together, do they?

No.

That would be thinking of something seriously, and that would be nuts.

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