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The Definition of Compromise

The Isaiah International Dictionary

Compromise is when people are talking and talking and talking and talking and won’t stop. So you have to listen and that’s a compromise.

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How Puppies Are Born

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Just Incase You Didn’t Know

“I am a doctor of inspeciality, not a fool.”

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Isaiah on Wine

“Yes I would drink this, it smells like chicken.”

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Story Time With Isaiah – Jerlangerly Booberlanker

Jerlangerly Booberlanker

Jerlangerly Booberlanker is a slug with a tail. The cool part about it is instead of it normally going to bed and having a nice night, it’s sort of electric.

When it’s time to go to bed it breaks in to a home and plugs in its energy. He’s not really a robot, he’s really an animal with a 70 inch DY Firepick battery.

It’s an optical illusion so when people are asleep and they come downstairs he plugs himself in and he can become anything he wants just by thinking. Like a vacuum cleaner.

His inventor is famous in London and has his picture in Buckingham Palace. His name is Professor Von Schickelbottom.

Professor Von Schickellbottom

Professor Von Schickelbottom was the world’s best mad scientist. He’s won awards and is not liable to give up yet.

He was killed in 1892 when he was most famous for inventing these 10 things:

  1. Car
  2. Lightbulb
  3. Palaces
  4. Automatic Woodcutter
  5. Locomotive
  6. Airplane
  7. Car
  8. Crate
  9. Toys

He was a true man. He never lied, never cheated and always listened to God. The only bad thing he ever did was blow up one of his shacks, but it turned out to be a good thing, because he made the best invention a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago.

The last invention this greatest inventor of all time ever made in 1872, he almost cut off his finger making it, and this invention was TNT!

Yes my good friends! He invented the dynamite! The best invention of all time!

Thank you very much, this has been Isaiah of Dr Isaiah Lavell Kehl Incorporated of the Lavell Estate and all the Lavells before it. I invented a Sulker Boykee. What’s a Sulker Boykee you must ask? It’s when you say Sulker Boykee and you can get whatever you want.

Isaiah Dr Lavell Kehl – You can find out more about me by going to IsaiahDotCom or check your local library. And please do not go on the internet without your parent’s permission.


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Isaiah on Dynamite

Come on, it’s a Free Country! A kid can’t even own dynamite???

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Isaiah on Space Travel

When they discover Aliens – I want to be the first one to claim the idea. Because I knew for sure there would be Alien life forms first.

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Isaiah on Hiring a Babysitter

She said “Chicks” mom! You know, “I live with a couple of chicks.” That is downtown language. We do not use downtown language in this house. I’m sorry, but she’s fired.

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Isaiah on Rock Music

I don’t like rock music. I mean mom, I’m really sorry, you know the kind of boy I am. You know what I mean, it’s making my head go like this. (makes face)                                 Yeah mom, I’m sorry, I just don’t like the texture.

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Isaiah on the Second Amendment

Someday when I’m good enough, I’ll be able to protect the family.

You have to protect your family. Because when you, Poppy, are all bent over and gray and old and crunchy and saying you have to get over to the gun safe but you can’t because it’s taking so long. I will be able to defend you with my bow and arrow.

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